February 2012
The only reason I’m currently on tumblr is because I feel like shit because I didn’t pass some audition and I expected to find something funny here. Yet, I was wrong again. See ya in another 2 weeks lol.
I was in Barnes and Nobles today and there were a lot of cute girls.
Moral of this story: I should read more.
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WatchI mess up quite a lot, but that’s probably as close to the real thing as i’ll ever get. I’m not putting the name of the song, by the way. This one’s a surprise, so you have to see it.
The Beatles: And when I touch you I feel happy inside. It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Led Zeppelin: If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more.
Guns N' Roses: She's got a smile it seems to me, reminds me of childhood memories, where everything was as fresh as the bright blue sky. Now and then when I see her face, she takes me away to that special place...
Bob Dylan: Why wait any longer for the world to begin, You can have your cake and eat it too, Why wait any longer for the one you love. When he’s standing in front of you
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid), you a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
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Anonymous asked: have sex with me
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I seriously hope we didn’t have homework.
youjustwaitandsee:
when a gps tells a gay man to go straight
me: why can't i upload pictures
david karp: why can't you uninstall missing e
tltty:
wow i really hope this no-adding-pictures-to-text-posts thing isn’t permanent
omfg what why is this happening. I’m gonna commit.
fugrats:
homework more like homowork
“cool story bro how about a sequel?”
– i’ve never resisted so hard to punch someone in the mouth (via quinsee)
ourbedroomafterthewar:
livin la vida lonely
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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I’m sorry Jade but that E string pickup line was the best and I’m definitely going to use that one day oh my GOD.
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captain-olimar replied to your post: Who would like to buy me some guitar strings? My E…
this sounds like a bad pickup line.
hey baby would you like to buy me….
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guitar strings?
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Anonymous asked: your only a freshmen?! godamn dude! haha fuck it though, your blog brings me joy
Who would like to buy me some guitar strings? My E string popped :(
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you? and are you a freshman or a sophomore?
annefranksgasmask:
caughtunawares:
wontonpoop:
sorry bruh but i aint likin a girl that has boob gap large enough to jump a bmx bike over
dude
you’re like a 16 year old pale skinny guy who spends a fair amount of time on the internet
if a girl takes her clothes off for you
you’re gonna hit it
boom roasted
My thoughts while at school.
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
Damn baby wassup
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you
i’ll watch the superbowl when squidward’s band plays at half-time
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Anonymous asked: You complain about douchey people and then post a shirtless picture of yourself flexing. . .
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ninamander replied to your post: ninamander replied to your post: there’s black…
kkk gang or die mothafucka roll wit da best nigga
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